VW emissions scandal: US regulators find PORCHE with cheat tests


JUST SERVES YOU RIGHT ! October 2012 after Japanese government nationalized the SENKAKU islands, Japanese cars were severely accused protested , destroyed by CHINESE CITZENS in red T shirt .

VW also took that chance to increase the sales of its cars by spreading bad rumors about TOYOTA HONDA and NISSAN
.VW always take advantage of every chance to promote its business in continental CHINA.

That's why this time that evil company now still goes on cheating the emission test with a software function which had not been adequately described in the application process.

VW cheating in emission tests now are spreading PORSCHE and AUDI. Though there are several argument
whether AUDI and CAYENNE are luxurious cars or not,

The EPA identified these diesel models as containing software aimed at cheating tests:
2014 VW Touareg
2015 Porsche Cayenne
2016 Audi A6 Quattro; A7 Quattro, A8, A8L and Q5

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Volkswagen cars with bigger diesel engines also contained software devices designed to cheat in emissions tests, according to US regulators.
Porsche, Audi and VW cars are all included in this new investigation, which affects at least 10,000 vehicles.
The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) said that cars with 3.0 litre engines from the years 2014 to 2016 were affected.
However VW denies the vehicles have software designed to cheat tests.
Instead the company says that cars with the 3.0 litre diesel V6 engines "had a software function which had not been adequately described in the application process".


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Air hostess sacked after earning £650,000 by having sex with passengers in plane toilet


Etihad あるいは Emirates のファーストクラスのAir Hostess つまりCAが 直近の2年間 キャビン内のトイレで搭乗客と性行為を行い65万ポンド 1億1975万円 1ポンド=184.23円 を荒稼ぎしていたという

航空会社によると CAは 1人あたり 110万円 で客を情事に誘いこんでいたという

海外では30分単位でのセッションが通例なので いわゆるショート30分で 110万円稼いでいたのではないか


規律がきびしいことのほかに ファーストのCAは社内の資格試験に合格した、経験と齢を重ねた女性しかいないので

ANAのファーストクラスのCAのご尊顔は ジョニーブログに散々うpされているから確認されたい


The woman's illicit activity went unnoticed for two years until she was caught in a compromising position in the lavatory and subsequently dismissed

An air hostess reportedly earned around £650,000 in just two years by having sex with aeroplane passengers in the toilet.

The woman's illicit activity went unnoticed until she was caught in a compromising position in the lavatory and subsequently sacked.

It is reported that she was working for an airline in the Middle East.
中東の航空会社に勤務していた と報道されている

A source speaking to the Saudi Arabic language daily Sada said: "She admitted that she had sex with many other passengers during flight and that she preferred long distance flights between the Gulf and the United States."
サウジアラビアの現地紙Daily Sada によれば 彼女は湾岸地域とアメリカを結ぶ長距離線を好んだという

The airline has not been named specifically, but Sada has reported that the flight attendant was immediately sacked and then deported.


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オバマ大統領のジョーク10連発 恒例 2015.4.25ホワイトハウス記者懇親会

25日にヒルトン・ホテルで開催され 今回も 歴代大統領のなかでも そのジョークのセンスとバカバカしさで圧倒的な名声?を博すオバマが やってくれました

アメリカのマスコミ報道から 10コの冗談をピックアップ

ジョニが紹介 その笑いの奥に秘めたオバマ特有の心のヒダに迫ります

10. On former Pennsylvania Sen. Rick Santorum’s declaration that he would not attend a gay wedding if invited: “Gays and lesbians across the country responded, ‘That’s not going to be a problem.’”


出席されたら 大混乱になるからね

9. On ABC’s new series “Blackish”: “Being blackish only makes you popular for so long. There’s a shelf life to that thing.”
オバマ「黒人であることだけで、ずうっと人気者になれるんだ。保存期間(人生をかけたシャレ)だってあるさ。」 さすが このジョークはきわどい 

白人が発したらシャレにならない 人種差別発言として大問題になるところ

8. On his rapidly-graying hair: “I look so old John Boehner has already invited Netanyahu to speak at my funeral.”

オバマ米大統領が最近 とみに白髪が増えていることについて

オバマがパレスティナ和平やイランの核軍縮交渉でイスラエルをないがしろにしたことで イスラエルの
ネタニヤフ首相がオバマの承諾なしに アメリカ議会で演説したことを オバマは揶揄したんでしょ

7. On why he’s so relaxed in the final years of his presidency: “Those Joe Biden shoulder massages, they’re like magic. You should try one. Oh, you have?”

カーター米国防長官の妻の肩に抱きつき、彼女の髪の毛の匂いまでクンクン セクハラと非難されているバイデン副大統領(画像)をおちょくって

6. On presidential long-shot Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vermont): “Some folks really want to see a pot-smoking socialist in the White House. We could get a third Obama term after all.”


5. On Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) comparing himself to Galileo for denying the existence of man-made climate change: “Galileo believed the Earth revolves around the sun. Ted Cruz believes the Earth revolves around Ted Cruz”

オバマ「ガリレオは地動説。テッド・クルーズ議員は、天動説 地球が自分の周りを回っていると信じているお馬鹿さん」

4. On his ever-improving relationship with Vice President Joe Biden: “We’ve gotten so close that in some places in Indiana they won’t serve us pizza anymore.”



3. On how history will view his presidency: “Michele Bachmann actually predicted that I would bring about the biblical end of days. Now, that’s a legacy. That’s big. I mean, Lincoln, Washington, they didn’t do that.”



2. On his plans for his last year and a half in office: “I have something that rhymes with a bucket list. Take executive action on immigration? Bucket. New climate regulations? Bucket.”


オバマ「バケット・リスト(bucket list、死ぬ前までにやっておきたい目標リスト 映画『最高の人生の見つけ方』のオリジナル題名にもなった)と韻を踏む言葉(something that rhymes with) を知っている。

不法移民への市民権授与などに猛反対の共和党など クソ食らえFUCK IT← BACKET ってか笑

1. On Democratic 2016 front-runner Hillary Clinton: “I have one friend, just a few weeks ago she was making millions of dollars a year and she’s now living out of a van in Iowa.”


オバマ「私には友人がいる、数週間前まで年収 数百万ドル(数億円)の年収だったのに、彼女は今ではアイオワ州で商用バンで野宿しているよ」

民主党、共和党 どちらも 大統領候補の指名選挙はアイオワ州から始まり50の州の代議員の過半数を制する候補が民主、共和両党ともに大統領候補として党から指名される

最初のアイオワ州で勝利した候補者が党の大統領候補になる確率が大きいため クリントン女史もアイオワ州に張り付いている

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